People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables and Fruits

My new organization, PETVF, is now in force.  I would like all of you vegas and PETA members to cease and desist eating all vegetables and fruits.  They have to be grown from the seed up.  You know what that means, right?  That means, as they are growing, they actually do have feelings and can feel pain upon being cut up or pulled out of the ground.

I need ALL of you PETA and vegans to stop eating fruits and vegetables.  You will all have to resort to eating whatever else that does not have any type of feelings.  Perhaps maggots and flies may work.  Although I would probably suggest eating flying cockroaches instead of any type of fruit or vegetable.  They all have feelings, don’t you understand?

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