Monthly Archive for October, 2008

People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables and Fruits

My new organization, PETVF, is now in force.  I would like all of you vegas and PETA members to cease and desist eating all vegetables and fruits.  They have to be grown from the seed up.  You know what that means, right?  That means, as they are growing, they actually do have feelings and can feel pain upon being cut up or pulled out of the ground.

I need ALL of you PETA and vegans to stop eating fruits and vegetables.  You will all have to resort to eating whatever else that does not have any type of feelings.  Perhaps maggots and flies may work.  Although I would probably suggest eating flying cockroaches instead of any type of fruit or vegetable.  They all have feelings, don’t you understand?

Bakugan Brawlers

This toy is insanely popular with the kids.  I have brought my son every where including Toys R Us, Wal-Mart and various other stores and continue to see emptied shelves where the Bakugan toys once stood.  It’s unbelievable.  The trend is insane.

T-Pan, T-Wayne, T-Kayne, what’s up with all this auto-tune voice changing bullshit?

It was already enough when T-Pain started doing his auto-tune voice changing thing but now Lil Wayne and Kanye is getting in on the act.  I mean I know they’re not the only ones to ever use auto-tune but I can honestly say T-Pain is the worst at exploiting this tool.  I don’t think he can sing without it.  I’ve seen countless videos on YouTube about how they show you how to make your voice change using a computer and auto-tune.

Well, I think everyone will eventually get sick of hearing all of this crap voice thing.  Look at Akon for example.  I don’t like the guy but he has a truly nice voice that can make him a lot of money.

Another thing is when Lil Wayne raps with the auto-tune on, I can’t even understand him at all.  His hook for Game’s My Life song, that shit is unintelligible.  Just get off the bandwagon and do something else.  Tupac didn’t need it, Biggie didn’t need it, these guys are some of the biggest of all time and they didn’t need this gimmick to sell records.

Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, Puff Dickface, this man is suffering from God complex

Just because he went through a rough time or whatever the fuck it is, he thinks he deserves the world on a golden platter.  Give me a fucking break motherfucker.  You ain’t shit!  So you make records that sell.  How many of those records did he actually sit down and write?  I’m sure he had a hand in the production but all of his shit is ghost written by other artists out there.  Not only that but this guy rides the coat tails of his other artists.  Big for example.  If it wasn’t for Big, Diddy would be shit right now.  He’s lucky Big went and stuck with Puff’s ole ass.

His TV show, Who Wants to work for Diddy makes me sick to my stomach.  How the hell can anyone go that low to want to work for a jackass like Diddy.

Fuck him and his God complex.  Sick of that bullshit.

The Biggest Loser

I just started watching this show.  I looked up online all the people who participated in the past and saw how much weight they lost.  It’s inspiring and unimaginable.  I mean it’s shocking to see how much weight they lost.  Great show though and I’ll continue to watch it throughout this season and more to come.

Kimbo Slice vs. Ken Shamrock tonight, 10/4/08

I think Kimbo will win by first round knockout.  Ken hasn’t won in quite some time.  He is known to throw fights.  He [Shamrock] should just retire.  I can’t stand him anymore.  They’re still feeding Kimbo cans and that is what pisses me off.  Yes, I know, they have to build him up but I could care less about him being built up.  I want to see him get owned.

Gina Carano fights tonight too.

Cyborg’s wife, who will destroy Gina in a few months, is also fighting tonight.

Fresno State vs. UH Warriors

Go Bows!  Here’s hoping UH can pull off an upset!